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to do:

clean up the side blogs (aka: move them all to another main blog and forget about them while I create a bazillion new side blogs here)

make a couple of side blogs for fandoms and start queueing fandom art in there

... start tagging things here... maybe... unlikely

Note added on 12/02/2025: I have done none of those :)

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

the only future of the internet is the following tab of tumblr. death to "for you." Death to algorithmically generated content that exists not to spread humane values or accurate information but only to monetize your attention.

In the future the internet will be dead except for the weirdos who hang out in the post-algorithmic, cratered-out ghost towns, and then and only then will the social internet finally achieve its potential.

chrispineofficial

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

infectiouspiss

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

infectiouspiss

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

infectiouspiss

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

infectiouspiss

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

lourainwoods-in-the-woods

infectiouspiss

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

callizinc

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

thatlittleegyptologist

"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"

bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.

Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.

eategg24

*kneeling really really low to the ground and pointing at very small marks in a patch of mud* see look right here... mosquito prints. we're on the right track

naamahdarling

I lost a needle I liked in my pincushion so I decided to get a strong magnet and see if I could pull it back out.

I pulled out 68.

I very rarely sew.

This was my grandmother's pincushion. How many were hers?

the1920sinpictures

1927 Kodak Petite Cameras. From Art Deco 1920, FB.

hunny-and-haycorns

Wow, apparently the bellows were also colored to match the housing, and they came with accessories like matching compacts.

avatarofthewriting

found what they look like with the bellows open!!

credit u/deepsky_wonders on reddit

fudemushi

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

#didn't dad say there was a guy he met #who had the same first and last name #and was born in the same town to boot?#yet no family connection?

pillowspace

Remember to give your OC at least 1 feature that makes them impossible to make in most picrews

4gifs

leezlog

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

amirynthe-deactivated20150122

gi

kim-jong-chill

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

mattheuphonium-blog

fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.