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it hadn’t been what she’d wanted, no, but wouldn’t she be happy to be alive again? wouldn’t she be able to forget about all that?

[melodori]

blorbo-tagging and sometimes art-reblogging sideblog, primarily in stars and time, iconoclasts, and a handful of ocs

my main is @isaquest​ (sorry to all my mutuals)

[blackpyrefly]

guy from 6000 bc after having all human knowledge of the history of civilization and culture beamed into his brain: can you show me that "meta knight" fellow again? i find him quite bad ass...

[threedollarsdotcom]

morally grey in the club tonihgt hitting every move questionable style. latr ill go into the bathroom and stare at my reflection for like five minutes just because i wanna

[meteoritesystem]

being a vampire with DID would suck so fucking bad everyone would ask stuff like "what was it like when they invented electricity" and you'd have to be like i dont knowowww i was having some sort of episode and i think i lived in the forest alone for like a century around the time but im not sure i dont really remember. Then they're like "well you must have had a lot of time to hone skills and learn new ones?" and you're like no not really i cant stick to anything because some other guy in my brain will give it up so i mostly was making finger paintings in caves. and they're like "oh cool are you from like caveman times" and youre like no i was turned during the siege of constantinople 😭 and they're like "oh what was that like" and you're like I DON'T KNOWOWWW

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[starlitmyre]

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

[ponyconfessions]

My little pony has made me n nicer person before this  i used to beat up fools for no reason

[irondive]

this keto shit easy

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[wintercorrybriea2]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

childaborting hips

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[certified-cervid]

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

[389]

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

[t00thpasteface]

boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"