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door creaking open sound effect (rp blog) (banner and pfp by @acatin !)

[melodydescribed]

Hello Tumblr :-)

Call me whatever names you wish; they mean nothing to me. Though for convenience's sake, i would like to mention that many know me by the names "Michael" or simply "The Distortion"

The same goes for my pronouns. Call me whatever's most comfortable for You! Or, alternatively, whatever's most Uncomfortable for you :-)

if my blog hurts to look at, it's working.

OOC. v

(dni, byi and about the owner below cut)

Hello and welcome to my rp blog for Michael distortion from TMA :-) I created this blog after i made a joke about wanting to make a michael blog in a tma server and was immediately told "YES!!" so here we are!! i was originally going to name it "throatofdelusion" but that was taken so i instead settled with "melodydescribed"!, a reference to one of his quotes "how would a melody describe itself when asked?" and bc silly :3

byi

this is my first time delving into rp in a long while (and my first time rping outside of discord, for that matter) so please be patient with me! i have little to no experience with this (feel free to educate me about etiquette nicelyyy!)

i probably wont do much literate rp,,? we jsut out here being silly...

please lmk if blog is actually painful or hard 2 look at !! i will change it

ooc you can call me mik/mic and my prns are he/they/--- :-) i wont be sharing my personal blog here atm just for privacy reasons but that might change i am a minor, character is not! also, thought i'd note that i'm generally pretty anxious all the time ever so i probably wont interact with your blog unless you interact first or we know each other

i haven't listened to tma in a hot sec sorry if characterisation is off!!

pfp and banner by @acatin (thank you brave soldier for the sacrifice!/silly)

dni & rules

no nsfw

no gore

proshippers dni

zionists dni

AI art (including writing) likers dni

dont be weird.. (i am a minor)

bigots aren't welcome here (aka basic dni)

asks are welcome!! i love asks

messages/dms are also open

blog CWs

eyestrain

possible derealisation & paranoia inducing statements

thought id add tags here too

#art rb - art reblogs (usually distortion or gerry)

#silly rb - rbs for the sillies (trying to be in character but... yk how it is)

#𖦹 - silly thoughts and text posts (also trying to be in character but mostly just silliness & random thoughts)

#answered asks - self explanatory

#🚪 - ALL my non-rb posts that are in character (includes 𖦹 posts and asks)

[melodydescribed]

And if I told you that Gerard was still around??? 👀👀👀

what an amusing sentiment

do not lie to me.

[melodydescribed]

Hey, Micheal! You wouldn't happen to remember one Gerard Keay, would you? 👀

once upon a time, perchance

[shitty-tma-aus]

Y'all get this new entity that appeared to me in a dream. It pissed dream me off so bad it made him violent, I don't know what was wrong with him

The au is that this is the new fear. have fun figuring out what it does cus I don't know and I refuse to learn.

thank you for whatever the hell this is I'll cherish it forever

[paradosical]

I am not a Who, Archivist, I am a What

[wizardarchetypes]

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

[n1ghtblossom]

[ttrraasshh]

[melodydescribed]

Michael, Mx. distortion, may we pretty please have Mr. Shelley back. Everyone misses him very much so ::{

no

[cosmicisbored]

i am not a “who,” archivist, i am a “what”

[strangefa11]

this is like the SEVENTH time I’ve tried to draw this twisted bastard in like six months and it’s the first time I haven’t hated it :’)

[melodydescribed]

Gertrude be like: Hello Michael. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you went through the door, so I thought it best to lie to you. Anyways, opinions on Maurits Escher and strobe lights?

a poor and infantile attempt at insanity stunted by sense

[finntography]

[melodydescribed]

elo mykl

vold u lyk enovr code to konvus pepl viv

oh silly, codes are made to be deciphered- they make too much sense. why on earth would i want anything to do with them?

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

[laughcentre]

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

[pantywitch]

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

[nocakeno]

i found it y'all

[calliopeorgans]

starting a collection

[morning-frostie]

’mr spider wants more’ mr spider should shut the fuck up and mind his manners. heck, if someone gave me their literal SON i would sure as hell say think you. mr spider is an ungrateful bitch.