Melody (she/her)

Just an Eepy gal! 22, transfemme, polyamorous, and sapphic chaos gremlin photographer/writer

[melodytcg]

Birds are nature's hyperfixation fuel

Like you're telling me there are little (sometimes big) fellas just hanging around everywhere that you can spot and go "oh yeah that's a little bustard" and like also have little noises they make distinct to them like Pokemon calls and like they're just THERE

Just lil dopamine rushes you can find everywhere like literally everywhere and they just like provide background music to life

Also you can start doing bird photography and basically the world becomes pokemon snap

Here are some bird photos I've taken like omg I'll be walking around with my camera and be like "holy shit it's a woodpecker" and then be quiet and not disturb it and pull out the camera and *shutter sound* "hehe a lil memory"

[melodytcg]

They're also not tied to any IP so you can't learn the hard way that they're problematic like "oh no barn swallow posted some awful tweets" or "oh no did you hear what goldfinch did"

[sporesgalaxy]

obviously there's a lot of serious ethical reasons fatphobia sucks but also it's so annoying that I can't just say "I'm huge" and have it be percieved as a neutral statement rather than self-deprecating. Like oh my god no, I DON'T mean "It's a shame I'm not smaller," what I mean is "I can throw well over 200lbs at someone anytime I want by simply jumping or flopping over, and many people cannot lift 200lbs so they couldn't even stop me"

[melodytcg]

Me coming out to a transformer:

"grimlock I'm a trans woman"

"me grimlock transform too"

[melodytcg]

Gay count dooku:

"twice the pride, double the yayyyy yipppeeeee"

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[assignedmale]

[assignedmale]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have watched and reviewed akira (1988)

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[melodytcg]

My Tumblr algorithm somehow got tainted with straight people posts someone help

[mawmenny]

long-tailed duck

[melodytcg]

Name checks out

[tieflingkisser]

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[unstickyhunter]

On it, chief.

[beardedmrbean]

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]