[jhaneives]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

[helltitty]

[oaesiir-beloved-of-heaven]

[yugirimistwalker]

kinda fucked up that we’ve not only already had 4 months this year but we’re starting a 5th… looks like 2017 is the year of months

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[naturaekos]

Feelings change - memories don’t.

Joel Alexander (via naturaekos)

[coluring]

god gave me a second chance

[xanny]

No offense but…. diet mountain dew baby new york city… 

[foulserpent]

*heavy gas mask breathing* *duct tape noises* *sound of a dr pepper bottle being opened*

[bitchycode]

[furuba]

[bob-belcher]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

i hate it when you feel those ‘feel bad now’ chemicals getting dumped into your chest

[awwww-cute]

Hi there. My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you. (Source: http://ift.tt/2xSJVC9)

[lord-kitschener]