JeanBean

I like Bread and Pokemon • 🏳️‍⚧️ • she/her • 31 • lesbian • 18+ ONLY untagged kink shit

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[shopcat]

the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[aximili]

i sat in her armchair shes mad as hell

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[violentoffender]

[eatpussypraylove]

[pokemon-with-hats]

Okay I found a way to infinitely stack smolivs and lotads without filling your dash with them.

It really is smolivs all the way down...

Lotads too...

(These are the first gifs i've ever made, but i'm super happy with how they turned out. The smoliv one took like 2 hours to make because i messed up the scaling twice)

[pokemon-with-hats]

Fuck it, Long post Lotad (and smoliv) Lfriday (infinite simulation)

[pokemon-with-hats]

Happy Long post Lotad (and smoliv) Lfriday (infinite simulation) Saturday!

[wayneradiotv]

if they had realized that they could've had her appear in an ad as "Beyoncle" the toy never would died

[juney-blues]

[melxn-seeds]

People who've spent their whole lives in blue states are. Quaint in a way.

[melxn-seeds]

[melxn-seeds]

They just struggle to take a punch sometimes that's all

[mythica-ithaca]

[awawandroid]

>video claiming to be essay/history on a topic

>ask them if its analysis or summary

>they dont understand

>pull out detailed chart explaining what's analyzing the ideas and motives behind a text and what is just presenting information without thinking about it

>"it's a good video, ma'am"

>watch it

>summary

[melxn-seeds]

People who've spent their whole lives in blue states are. Quaint in a way.

[melxn-seeds]

[melxn-seeds]

People who've spent their whole lives in blue states are. Quaint in a way.

[durbikins]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Man i’m gonna miss his crazy dog that kept biting secret service members