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I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy

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I feel this in every fiber of my being.

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Brendan in the new Blackhawks video promo 😂💕

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03.15.19 | sunshine boy

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THERE WAS A FAMILY IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE THAT I HAD BEEN CHATTING TOO ALL DAY. LITERALLY 8 HOURS OF WAITING. THEY HAD TWO BOYS 8 and 10 WHO WERE STOKED TO MEET MCDAVID. THE 8 YEAR OLD IS A HOCKEY PLAYER AND HAS HIS OWN HOCKEY CARD THAT HIS MOM MADE HIM AND GOT PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED AND HE WAS LIKE “IM GONNA GIVE IT TO CONNOR.” (as when we got to meet him connor was signing just hockey cards) SO IT WAS A FAIR TRADE.

SO THE KID GOES UP CONNOR SIGNS THE MCDAVID CARD AND THEN THE BOY WAS LIKE “HERES MY HOCKEY CARD FOR YOU” AND CONNOR WAS LIKE “FOR ME?” AND THE BOY WAS LIKE IN SHOCK and THEN CONNOR GOES “WELL YOU HAVE TO SIGN IT FOR ME THEN” AND HANDS THE KID A SHARPIE TO SIGN THE CARD WITH AND IVE NEVER WANTED TO MELT INTO PUDDLE MORE THAN THAT MOMENT.

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I’ll never forget when my 8th grade English teacher wouldn’t let a girl go to the bathroom and he saw the tampon in her hand and goes “oh so you were trying eat candy with out sharing with the rest of us, go ahead open it and share with everyone” and she looked so embarrassed so she responds with “I can’t open it now and share the candy because it’s a tampon for my bleeding vagina” and my teacher just stared at her in horror as she left the room.

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Realigning for the tampon story

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Back when I was in high school, one time some boys in my class did a presentation on “the innate differences between boys and girls”, and near the end the girls and the boys in the class each had to nominate someone for a secret thing. The girls picked me.

Then they made me arm wrestle the dude who got picked by the boys.

And guess what? I won, because at the time I was rock climbing and doing martial arts and playing tennis almost every day of the week, and that thoroughly wrecked the presentation’s conclusion, which was supposed to be “boys are stronger than girls and that’s just a fact” and these dudes didn’t know how to recover from me smashing that expectation.

It’s still one of my proudest moments.

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Sitting the Biology HSC and I will never forget having to go to the front of the room where our bags were and pull out a pad in front of everyone in the hall because the examiner wouldn’t let me do it discreetly cause he thought I was gonna cheat.

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I’ll never forget the time a lady from a church was like, “Boys go unload the groceries while girls help me prep the food,” and when I went to help the boys she actually jumped in front of me to stop me. “But I can help with the groceries.” “They’re too heavy for you. That’s men’s work.” I looked over her shoulder and saw a couple paper bags and a watermelon. Now I’m pretty sure I, a full grown 5′8″ woman who often does ranch work, can carry a watermelon. But What Do I Know

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Erik and Jamie Gustafsson

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During warm ups Mitch signs a stick and gives it to 12 year old cancer survivor, Brock Chessell | Ducks @ Leafs | February 4th, 2019

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I’m CRYING😭😭😭😭

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Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.