one of my silly fr ideas is that there is no evidence for domesticated cattle (they get dairy from snakes) but there is evidence for the existence of a cowboy-adjacent culture (highnoon sets, some other stuff?) so. chicken farming works exactly like the mid 1800s american beef industry. chicken herders on the open range. lassooing them.
#wait sorry can you elaborate on the snakes part#i'm all for this but Huh (via @azurebolt-fr)
These drop from buttersnakes in the coli, and are to my knowledge the only dairy-based food items on the site.
The only bovine familiars are the Tauruses (made of water) and Ophiotauruses (reptilian).
I can draw no other conclusion but that we're milking the snakes.












