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Tori | 23 | Minnesota I don't know what my blog is anymore It's just awful Sorry about that Have a good day

[sadclowncentral]

made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

[catsconstellation]

[maplebunie]

how i see this post

[animentality]

[rueyam]

the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry

[escuerzoresucitado]

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[snuffes]

i’ve set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she’s circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made

this is a developing story

[snuffes]

update: i slipped on the tray and hit my head

[kipplekipple]

having cats is just a never-ending Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner situation and you never know which one you are until it’s too late

[konoko]

[alleycatboy]

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

[alleycatboy]

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

[sixft]

wikipedia is good

[window-panel]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

[toastbutteregg]

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[escuerzoresucitado]

[liberalsarecool]

Fascism sells a synthetic nostalgia.

[puttingherinhistory]

The conversation around abortion shouldn’t be “are you absolutely sure you want an abortion” it should be “are you absolutely sure you want a child”. You can get pregnant again. You can adopt. But you can’t half-heartedly raise a child or change your mind midway through parenthood. Children are a huge responsibility and if someone isn’t 110% sure they are willing and able to do it, they shouldn’t. Having a baby shouldn't be the default because of how extremely demanding and difficult parenthood is and the irreversible damage it does to a kid to be raised by someone who didn't even fully want parenthood and wasn't prepared for that level of responsibility.

[unstablecryptid]

It's almost that time of year fellas