[kianamaiart]

i look progressively gayer every time i go on dropout

[all-and-sundries]

I love the idea of Grace occasionally habitually slipping into Rocky’s speech patterns, but I’m even more obsessed with the idea of Rocky (who likely had to modify his own language much more heavily for Grace and his translator to understand it) occasionally slipping into his “talking-to-Grace” pidgin around other Eridians.

Like, Rocky will come home one day and be like “Adrian have good day working on Grace habitat dome, question.”

And Adrian will just go, “Yes, dear. We’ve made some good progress on the lighting adjustments. I take it you paid the aforementioned Grace a visit this afternoon?”

And Rocky, switching back to standard Eridian speech patterns and positively dripping tonal indicators for affectionate sarcasm, is left to reply “However did you guess?”

(They both lose it laughing. This happens several times a week)

[fairycosmos]

personally im a weather talk kind of girl well because if it’s super windy that’s big news if it’s sunny the worlds more awake if it’s rainy we are all in a soup eating kind of mood. these are good observations

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

youtube link

Women's Pro Baseball League

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[mephistopheles]

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

[mephistopheles]

by talos this cant be happening

[mephistopheles]

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

[mephistopheles]

what the fuck

[eden-eden-eden-eden-eden]

Please please a strawberry for me please

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[abyssalco]

different gar/dachshund mixes with more/less dachshund. Always 100% wiener, of course.

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[theweirdwideweb]

[kallistoi]

[image description: a video of a wild hog running along the side of the road. it’s set to a bit of “dog days are over” by florence + the machine. it goes, “run fast for your mother, fast for your father / run for your children, for your sisters and brothers / leave all your love and your longing behind /  you can’t carry it with you if” before getting cut off.]

[sepiascissors]

I used to think that they would run like horses but no, they run like deer

Chubby short deer

[kilncreatures]

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[cryptic-forge]

i don't remember what originally inspired me to start on this gramophone girl, but recently i found her in my wip folder and decided to finish the project. also finally got a chance to test this shiny copper filament and i love how it looks.

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[pam3pr]

Red panda at Chengdu Panda Research Base, Szechuan, China

May 2011