Little Wooden Soldier

Hi I'm E and I've lost control of my life.

[sleepless-cavia]

[mamoswole]

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

[powersandplanetaries]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.

[undeadentropy]

The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

[xekstrin]

[autismwithoutpremium-deactivate]

Just a thought

[the-smalltown-autistic]

In my experience, I don’t find a lot of nuerotypical’s jokes funny because they are at the expense of others.

However, having someone ask me to pass them something and telling them ‘no’ while actively passing them said thing is top tier humor in this household

[ilivelikeimtrying]

My personal favorite is the *eats a snack* "Ugh, gross what is this?" *continues eating anyways with a disgusted face*.

[our-queer-experience]

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

You aren't dead, but you're moving 12 hours away.

You aren't dead, but you're leaving our friend group.

You aren't dead but you've moved to a different state and now we text twice a year.

You aren't dead but you blocked me.

You aren't dead but we stopped talking, not on purpose but so long ago that I wouldn't even know what to say to you now.

You aren't dead but you're a stranger to me now.

You aren't dead but we lost touch and now I don't even remember your username.

You aren't dead but I ended things with you and now we never speak.

You aren't dead but I still have to grieve you. Whether I'd change it if I could or not, you're still a presence that I'm used to and now you won't be there anymore.

And so I grieve.

[lucszxrs]

the real protagonist

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[lemonlimebitcoin]

NEW REQUIRED READING LIST FOR HOMESTUCK FANS! 📚

homestuck

[accidentalslayer-deactivated202]

[only-tiktoks]

[giantpetrel]

[last-to-the-orgy]

[hungry-4-both]

@danipup hidin' this gem in the tags

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[ms-demeanor]

Since the sell by date wasn't for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like "i'm not sure you want to take them out of the bag" and he did and a passing manager was just like "That looks like a bomb, I'm just gonna take it to the back" and was off like a shot.

[ms-demeanor]

Okay but seriously, if you have a package of food like this or especially if you have a can that is bulging like this, it is literally full of poison, do not open it and absolutely positively do not eat it under any circumstances.

Any food packaging that is bulging has to be considered unsafe to eat. A lot of people who might be living on their own for the first time don't know what that looks like, and this is a really, really extreme example, but yeah if the top of a can has become slightly domed from internal pressure that's going to kill you, don't eat it.

[amateur]

Who’s gonna tell them? 😂

[tumbalaria]

[drop-dead-dropout]

Literally serving cunt

[the-big-mood]

[stonelionhearts]

i think nonbinary folks need to be louder and meaner about inclusion. we should refuse every effort to confine us to a "third" gender. we need to speak up about misguided "women & nonbinary" groupings, because nonbinary is not Girl Lite™. in fact we need to take the whole idea of Girl Lite™ and smash it with a hammer and put it in an acid bath. dissolve that garbage. nonbinary is fat, it's femme, it's masc, it's both, it's neither, it's an infinitely diverse category, and the sooner we nuke this basic-ass milquetoast image of "thin young white afab person" (which, lbr, people also wrongly interpret those folks as 'pretty much just girls who want to be special for some reason lol') the freer and better off we will all be

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People see "nonbinary" and think "okay so how can I fit this in as a sort of variation within the binary?"

[taffybuns]

Did you hear about the CD AU for adventure time? Bc with how Fiona and cake is going, it’s becoming canon

the what

[taffybuns]

i think u two just invented indirect tumblr warfare and im bleeding out in the middle

[taffybuns]

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]