MemeDealer64128

Guns, Games and Memes, oh my

[memedealer64128]

Reminder:

Donkey from Shrek was a cursed druid/bard multiclass who seduced a dragon with back to back NAT20s in Charisma and Persuasion

[pukicho]

A cat will meow at you without explicitly telling you what it wants. Speak, man.

[memedealer64128]

But then YOU try to speak the cat's language, and it offends it so much they attack you on sight

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[rosecoloredtarot]

@elminx @sewceress @friend-crow @windvexer

[memedealer64128]

All that's left is they get Apophis in Gemini.

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[memedealer64128]

[kushblazer666]

[memedealer64128]

they look like Spongebob and Patrick after they're dried up in Shell City

[animentality]

[iheartvelma]

It’s Calvinism.

I keep telling people this, but SO much of American culture and particularly the ‘Protestant work ethic’ is derived from Calvin’s view that everything in life is predestined by God - that winners and losers are already chosen.

Those Puritan pilgrims who came here seeking ‘religious liberty?’ Hardcore Calvinists who were so obnoxious they were kicked out of their home countries.

And they use this belief to excuse the worst behaviors in American history: Racism, colonialism, genocide, segregation, patriarchy, prejudice against minorities, slavery, economic disparity, low wages, no public healthcare, systems that punish the poor and disabled while rewarding the already wealthy; attempts to impose theocracy and infiltrate democratic institutions to wreck them from within; the constant stream of made-up moral panics; the parochialism and fear of outsiders.

The belief, common among many conservatives, that humans are inherently evil, is why they distrust anything from government that advances the common good and instead praise church-based charity.

I could go on, but just read this.

Calvinism and the American Conception of Evil

American conservatism has a distinctive character. Here’s why.

[rimonoroni]

i was literally about to say this. this shit isn’t new by any means

[epicpseudonym]

Of course that's their perspective they're eugenicists.

[eldritchlittleblackdragon]

Me, Once again being reminded that a lot of America's woes can be traced back to to Calvinism (ie the Puritans):

[memedealer64128]

then thank the LORD ALMIGHTY i'm not Calvinist

[memedealer64128]

Incoming Epiphany

i had an epiphany today: Christmas Elves are NOT true elves. if we go by the definitions set out by D&D and Tolkien, Christmas Elves are technically halflings, like hobbits. because of their size, they're elf-dwarf halflings. this means that there is a halfling population living in the North Pole working with Santa from September to December. as for what they do during the rest of the year, up to your imagination.

[guerrillatech]

No surprise there

[memedealer64128]

Star Wars?

[imaginarygirltnt]

[memedealer64128]

basically Brutus

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[liquid-geodes]

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

[cacoughphany]

Too soon-

[liquid-geodes]

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

[spacingout]

Perfect timing for ides of march

[cacoughphany]

how is this post still alive

[liquid-geodes]

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

[cacoughphany]

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

[memedealer64128]

my turn.

LET HIM UNLEASH THE 10 PLAGUES OF EXODUS

[memedealer64128]

March 15th

um. Happy Caesar Day?

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[kelssiel]

[memedealer64128]

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[kelssiel]

[lilisouless]

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

[memedealer64128]

WHERE IS SHE COTTON EYE JANE?

[themousefromfantasyland]

The trailer for the CW's cancelled "mature" reboot of the Powerpuff Girl was leaked. Warner Bros is trying their hardest to erase this from all corners of the internet.

Watch it before it's too late

@thealmightyemprex @ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @mask131 @princesssarisa @tamisdava2

[itneedsmoargayz]

....

What.

In the unholy FUCK.

[memedealer64128]

this is probably the only piece of lost media that we can all agree should stay lost and be forgotten

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

“why are you like this?,” I grumble at the inanimate object that is doing it again

[victoryorunderground]

“Please don’t yell at me,” I say to the inanimate object that is making vague beeping/the- function-you-attempted-didn’t-work noises

[xiaq]

“Good job!!” I say to the inanimate object that has completed the task it was created to do.

[milk-lover]

“It’ ok, you can do it,” I say to the inanimate object that is getting older and making Noises, but still able to complete its function

[redrikki]

“Don’t make me come over there,” I threaten the inanimate object that is making troubling noises that usually proceed a catastrophic failure.

[listacole]

“Are we really doing this again?” I ask the light that continues to flicker.

[memedealer64128]

"Don't you dare move" I say to the bed with wheels as i gently lay on it

[eddiegayass]

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

A decade ago this would have been a plot of an "all of the Avengers live in Stark Tower" au about Thor

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Please keep giving him mildly dangerous objects he has never interfaced with before until he finally dies in a final destination level of comically implausible manner.

[memedealer64128]

i put $20 on the logs