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Not today Justin
EXPECTATIONS
Kiana Khansmith
art blog(derogatory)
#extradirty
Sade Olutola
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
shark vs the universe
JVL
we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
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@leomshadows
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
A lot more than 4 of us are impressed
This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:
Uhura you fucking queen
The best part of growing older is the ever-increasing amount of people you can pull the "where's your mom at" on. Like no son I'm not having this kind of beef with you, that's beneath my dignity, but I'd like to have a word with whoever was supposed to raise you about whether they know how you're acting in public. Yeah I'm 30 and you're like 25 but that's irrelevant here.
Sure, you can stab me over it. See how much that'll help you. Send me to Hell today and I'll be having this talk with your grandma.
The most feared words in Ireland, a magic spell toward off evil, guaranteed to stop even grown men in their tracks:
"I know your mother!"
Fun fact from ancient finnish folklore: You can also do this to evil spirits! The thing about having power over an entity by knowing their True Name is less an inherent function of having a name, than the simple logic that once you have identified what something is, you know what it's mother is, and can go tell the demon's mother what their kid is up to.
via Seattle Times:
Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body
Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life
User credit: eqrine_horse_rescue on insta
(please like, reblog and give proper credit if you use any of my gifs!)
yes god
This really recontextualises Grimal's earlier comments about never getting jumped anymore. And being told, pre-emptively, not to jump others.
Her enthusiasm to use the sex paddle yaoi paddle had been a funny bit until now, but now it's....A bit sad. Definitely seems like, due to her "anger issues", she was prone to violence. Perhaps "defending Kitten's honour" was just a good excuse for her to get into a scrap...Though I don't think that her stated reason was a lie, either.
Also, in the most affectionate way possible, head trauma would....Explain Grimal a fair bit. Though it doesn't sound like she was particularly well-adjusted and healthy in the first place.
Uuuuuu, the latest audiolog was so well written! I love Grimal.
how vs. grateful dead should’ve gone
My friend wanted to ask, which programs you use to animate your videos?
Way too funny not to share
Trust Gru
Mood. Have to add my other fave Darwin Being Hyperfixated On Invertebrate Taxonomy quote
Tja
Found here 🦋
Depending on context:
* well then.
* ain't nothing you can do about it.
* well how about that then.
* you brought that upon yourself dude.
* it is what it is.
* that was completely to be expected.
* told you so.
Je nach Kontext:
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience
I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend
She thinks I'm joking
But I'm ready
Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲
Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.
#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough
very very important
hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said
they're right those arent frogs op.
I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.
an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks
1 year and 7 months later:
Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.
In support of the humble varmint against all its various adversaries
love this post so much i made a doodle about it
