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We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

dragon-in-a-fez

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

hypotheticalprose

A few things Dungeon Crawler Carl says very well:

- Question your relationship to consumption and viewership.

- The norms that govern us are socially constructed yet treated as immutable and more important than human life

- Apathy is violent.

kosmogrl

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

lilyblisslys

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

lilyblisslys

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

nudityandnerdery

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

faeriedustdiary

thedreadpiratecam

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

via

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

eggsgrubsandpumpkins

Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 1-3: TeeHee! This big buff guy has a cat named Princess Donut! Dungeons & Dragons! Action/Adventure! Raunchy gore!

Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 4-onward: "Comrades, synchronize your watches. Tonight is the night we light the sparks of the revolution. Tonight is the night we die for our freedom."

privateffdonut

The most realistic thing about Dungeon Crawler Carl is homie saying he needs to preserve his 10 cigarettes and then running out 4 days in

ahyperactivehero

sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch

and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol