Memento Mori!

Remember you will die!

[memento-mori-offical]

Hamster wheel for humans call that an air fryer

[bluemuffin-draws]

Eva Strapp or whatever

[memento-mori-offical]

I completely forgot about this account guys I'm so sorry I hope you all kept remembering that you'd die one day while I was gone

[grapefruit-offical]

i am a grapefruit

what are you 🫵?

[astronaut-offical]

i am an astronaut

what are you 🫵?

[darkness-offical]

IM THE CONCEPT OF DARKNESS

WHAT ARE YOU🫵?

[memento-mori-offical]

I am the constant reminder of death

What are you🫵?

[evadstra]

Why is it everyone's birthday this year

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

Idek why popular people wanna be called nerds like

*love me normally starts*

I'D RATHER BE NORMAL, YES SO NORMAL, I SUGGE-

[memento-mori-offical]

-ST THAT WE KEEP THIS INFORMAL,

CAUSE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULDNT NEEDDD-

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

wtf is a baja blast, and why is it a pie now

[memento-mori-offical]

Well what do the words baja blast and pie have in common?

[memento-mori-offical]

Darling, you have the key to my heart and- oh- OK, well- yup you just swallowed it. Why would you do that???

[memento-mori-offical]

Hypothetically speaking, if I stole my shoelaces and ONLY hypothetically speaking COULD I steal them from the president? Stay tuned to find out.

[memento-mori-offical]

Pronouns? More like pronounce. As in you are now pronounced dead en scene. Haha am i right guys haha

[memento-mori-offical]

Id speedrun the scientology building with you but you're not nerd enough to understand

[memento-mori-offical]

THINK before you post:

Can you TOUCH it?

2. Is it HOT?

2. Is it INKY?

3. How will it affect the NTROUT population?

7. can it KILL you?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

was 3 a reference to @satan-offical 's trout fucking post?

[memento-mori-offical]

Perhaps

[dying-pen-offical]

Hearing ominous sounds, and it's this weird melodic(?) kinda low repetitive thunking and my tv show is PAUSED and pretty sure my parent is just watching sports, and my sibling doesn't blast their music until asleep at midnight. So.

Either I'm actually sleep deprived and hallucinating(?), someone actually is blasting music, or I was just thinking too hard about it and my brain made the sounds.

[memento-mori-offical]

looking forward to hearing your statement

[memento-mori-offical]

THINK before you post:

Can you TOUCH it?

2. Is it HOT?

2. Is it INKY?

3. How will it affect the NTROUT population?

7. can it KILL you?

[nurse-offical]

TÁ GAEILGE AGAT?!?

@memento-mori-offical

beagan ach tha

[memento-mori-offical]

AR AGHAIDH LINN!!

[nurse-offical]

carson a tha thu an aghaidh mise?

[memento-mori-offical]

no like "let's go" kinda like slang mb 😭😭

[nurse-offical]

i hate ppl, go away everyone

exept for ppl i like so u have to guess

[memento-mori-offical]

Was do not enter written on your doorway or smth

[nurse-offical]

idk but wha do you think of my treehouse

[memento-mori-offical]

Well do you sit there and talk really loud?

[nurse-offical]

i hate ppl, go away everyone

exept for ppl i like so u have to guess

[memento-mori-offical]

Was do not enter written on your doorway or smth

[nurse-offical]

idk but wha do you think of my treehouse

[memento-mori-offical]

Well do you sit there and talk really loud?