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Artificial henchmen A sacrificial lamb I’m on this one-way mission, lost Exploding into stars I am through Now I’m on the other side - How can I explain That I’m dying today I’m dying, I’m dying I’m dying to say I am you I’ll see you on the other side

penitance

darknessblackness

immentallydeficient-deactivated

twofoursixoones

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

djavjr

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

tothedreamsthatareanswered

I just spat water everywhere.

catchymemes

quiralium

some people are seriously and honestly like “x scene in avengers endgame is the best scene in movie history” bitch go watch shrek

dajo42

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake

me: by deconstructed you mean

warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it

me: you eldritch blasted it

cowboybaedling

Warlocks can’t cook all they know is eldritch blast, eldritch blast, charge they eldritch blast, eldritch blast and lie

tzifron

pissvortex

aint this how we got protestantism

radmona

INDULGENCES…

2!!!

coolxatu

ghostingthespace

mcbitchtits

i don’t know what’s funnier

that this exists

that it’s also a step counter

or that it got hacked within 15 minutes

discoursedrome

someone should make a cookie clicker style e-rosary where you start out having to advance and pray on each bead manually but then you can buy upgrades that allow you to repent more and more efficiently for progressively bigger sins

tchaikovskaya

netflix producers: here is the story of a whacky narcissistic gay redneck exotic zoo owner who brazenly abuses animals hates women and also economically coerced young drug-dependent men who he knew were not attracted to him in any way into marrying him, one of whom shot himself in the head to end his misery, and then eventually went to prison for trying to murder someone he obsessively hated for years

the general public: and the big cat lady killed her husband ? 👀

myseinfeldblogisgreaterthanyours

emmablowguns

This is a gay art house film

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

kouha

was this tiktok made in the mesozoic era

yekkes

The customer is never right

taggediconic

normalize the customer never being right

yekkes

lilywankenobi-deactivated201901

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

yekkes

mockiato-deactivated20200315

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

aquelllla

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

yekkes