now thats what i call edgy

Chelsea, Bisexual, video game side blog is ladynerdofwow, Instagram is chelsjanartist, snapchat is lady-nerd

[memesbeforedreams]

hey guys the new venom movie was good

[memesbeforedreams]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitesunlars]

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

i think that theyres really a difference in how cis people use gender jokes and how trans people use them.

cis people make gender jokes like “haha I identify as a HELICOPTER” and it signifies that to them it’s ridiculous to believe that some people have different identities and navigate being nonbinary. it’s saying that they don’t respect us or they’re just ignorant.

when trans people make gender jokes like “my gender is hating high school teachers” it’s flipping the script, saying that they defiantly don't care about gender and don’t care what cis people think. 

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

so when I see trans people rbing my gender jokes and adding onto it I am filled with love but when I see a cis person twisting it into hating nonbinary people I feel like clocking them in the face.

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

cis people can rb but pwease…no clownery.

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

GOD HOW DID YOU SAY IT SO ELOQUENTLY….

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[unfugbilder]

[toastbutteregg]

PSA be a SNITCH and not a BITCH

[zsnes]

[yep-thats-nsfw]

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder

make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better

do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster

slide ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

[mnemoiisms]

BLOG CONTENT ASIDE I AM REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING COMMENT

[sarielgrace]

What

[stickyruinsnerd]

GOD DAMN WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS

[fuzzd-deactivated20250901]

Realism.

[fucktexas]

endgame spoilers////

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

im a simple man

i see a post, i delete my blog 

[thefirsttree]

Stress testing bunny herds… with unforeseen consequences.

[monsterlets]

@edderkopper

[bunjywunjy]

she has come to protect her children

[bob-belcher]

[ostolero]

Most common life mistakes:

hurtling with reckless abandon