haha u know who it is

if u dont it's okay what up i'm megan and i love when things with vanilla are made with vanilla bean bc i love the lil spots it makes

[secondclassvines]

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

[amarakaran]

Anons: I want to talk to you but I’m really nervous! I’d message you but I don’t want to bother you! You seem intimidating!

Me:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[spookyviper-deactivated20161219]

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

[imthegirlwhowaited]

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

[africanaquarian]

That’s what his no driving ass get

[seltzerbottles]

[deadlytemptations-deactivated20]

Nice legs

Daisy dukes

Makes a man go

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[05637-deactivated20190328]

🅷🅴🆈 🆆🅷🅰🆃'🆂 🆄🅿 🆈🅾🆄 🅼🅴🅼🅴 🅻🅾🆅🅸🅽🅶 🅵🆄🅲🅺🆂

[05637-deactivated20190328]

I’ve been informed that this post only turns up as “a poo” for some people because their phones don’t have the other letters.

[bowelpain]

[snoopytheflyingace]

For those who were wondering

[enjeru]

IT’S

[catchymemes]

When cosplay done right

[ankle-beez]

[fivehead]

[amateur]

when shit goes down hill at work but you already clocked out

[stcrlghts]

latin phrases worth knowing:

(in case you wanted to know because i fucking love this language) 

ad astra per aspera - to the stars through difficulties 

alis volat propriis - he flies by his own wings 

amantium irae amoris integratio est - the quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love 

ars longa, vita brevis - art is long, life is short 

aut insanity homo, aut versus facit - the fellow is either mad or he is composing verses 

dum spiro spero - while I breathe, I hope 

ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem - with the sword, she seeks peace under liberty 

exigo a me non ut optimus par sim sed ut malis melior - I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad

experiential docet - experience teaches 

helluo librorum - a glutton for books (bookworm) 

in libras libertas - in books, freedom 

littera scripta manet - the written letter lasts 

mens regnum bona possidet - an honest heart is a kingdom in itself 

mirabile dictu - wonderful to say 

nullus est liber tam malus ut non aliqua parte prosit - there is no book so bad that it is not profitable in some part 

omnia iam fient quae posse negabam - everything which I used to say could not happen, will happen now 

poeta nascitur, non fit - the poet is born, not made 

qui dedit benificium taceat; narrat qui accepit - let him who has done a good deed be silent; let him who has received it tell it 

saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit - often, it is not advantageous to know what will be 

sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - he who feared he would not succeed sat still 

si vis pacem, para bellum - if you want peace, prepare for war 

struit insidias lacrimis cum feminia plorat - when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears 

sub rosa - under the rose 

trahimir omnes laudis studio - we are led on by our eagerness for praise

urbem latericium invenit, marmoream reliquit - he found the city a city of bricks; he left it a city of marble 

ut incepit fidelis sic permanet - as loyal as she began, so she remains

[virgoassbitch]

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

[milkhoneyhoe]

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives