things I think my WIFE would like

a blog for exactly 1 person

[memesforbeep]

Hi bex!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🪷💮🌸🌺💐🍄🍄🍄🍁🐻‍❄️🐼🐻🐺🐶🦓🦕🦖🦊🦝🦊🦝🦊🐮🐮🐮🐮🐄🐂🐃🦬🐏🐑🦨🦡🦫🦫🦫🐌🐌🪱

If that's not you u can move along (or not I'm not a cop)

[gamer-0-clock]

Important question:

Are you hydrated?

[madameshogunassassin]

Evil Dead Burn (2026)

Art by Giorgio Credaro.

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[bloodclotbitch]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ahraeyah]

"You only get one time around the bend.."👏🏽👏🏽

[sacred-portal]

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[meli-writes]

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

[mollyjames]

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[flock-talk]

I am begging you, please show me the most ridiculous photo you have of your birds

Here’s Toto’s

[flock-talk]

Newt’s:

[pom-seedss]

Perhaps not the most ridiculous, but Bean was going to boop Pebble but it looks like he is scolding the birb who is putting on the most innocent "who me??" fluffles I have ever seen on the little man.

[mind-if-i-scream]

Soggy dinosaur looking ass

[sweetiesugarbird]

Cleo (left) and Limmy (right) on the 0.5 zoom

[twenty-protons]

atlas

[synchlora]

the beast of seed school

[kawaiisquishybunny]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[krmljam]

accidentally made patrick star and hes very fast. cheers

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[cheaphalloweencostume]

clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!