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[memesofhubris]

Hubris || 28 || it/he

18+ blog, mainly reblogs

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[flanbolt]

[blemgoid]

entering the polycule not as a conqueror, but a liberator

[emailmore]

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

[the-high-bear-of-asgaard]

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

[joannofsnark]

[evilkitten3]

and ever jesse pinkman impression starts with "bitch"

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[itsmegrigio]

Tumblr mutuals, you have to see this one if you haven't already!! 🤣

[cheese24k]

The best milk commercial ever

[bemusedlybespectacled]

wait, THAT’S where that gif is from???

[burnitalldowndarling]

And that gif!

[dduane]

It is indeed one of the best commercials ever. 😄

[eruvadhril]

Also narrated by the very distinctive voice of Tim Curry, which earns it extra points.

[skopostheorie]

You have to forgive me for posting an Ellen video because what the actual fuck did he mean by this

[skopostheorie]

- This is something you eat at the movies.

- [instant, entirely self assured, effortless] the number sewen.

[skopostheorie]

Literally exactly. Absolutely crazy. Especially since 11 is clearly smooth as hell like expensive ice cream

[skopostheorie]

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[modogoblin]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[hellallamerican]

a real geographyhead knows that you can cum to a map if its detailed enough

[segamascott]

[glorpisspoorpoisse-2-da-reckonin]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[oldsamarie]

[hungry-skeleton]

I forgot my grandma follows me on tumblr

[smileytiger28]

[VD: a tiktok from @/spicydice. the camera follows the first-person POV of someone walking through a house, with mellow banjo music in the background. first, the person walks to their granite kitchen counter. on the counter is a metal tray with pieces of bright blue jelly (or blue rock? unclear) on it. a text-to-speech voice that sounds like water white from breaking bad says, “dammit, why didn’t Jesse sell this already?” the person then walks past the kitchen, down a hallway, and opens the door to a room. the text-to-speech voice whispers, “jesse.” in the room is a little white kid sitting on a couch with stuffed animals. the kid is wearing a red beanie under a grey hoodie. the kid finger-guns at the TV in front of him and says, “yo mr. white, cocomelon beeyotch!” the camera turns to the TV in front of the kid, which is playing the cocomelon intro (cocomelon is a children’s youtube channel.) / end VD] 

[ID: a text message reading “love you’re tic tok [sic] yo, who is Mr. White?” / end ID]

[zombiemaids]

please watch veep

[milkape]

Life Could be Dream