well. come. :)

E.

[pukicho]

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

[pukicho]

I'm so sorry

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

[memessaremypersona]

what a nice man 🩷

[crazy-brazilian]

[dogpuppy]

[ashbelero]

if only i could use my art skills for good

[whumpster-fire]

Funniest part of this is that this is that the entire sequence of events this implies would still be a completely plausible Wile E Coyote Gag.

Wile E is chasing Roadrunner as usual when they encounter the wall of holes

Roadrunner zooms through the crowd and into a perfectly Roadrunner-shaped tunnel

Wile E tries to follow and immediately crashes into the wall

Looks around and sees a perfectly Coyote-shaped tunnel nearby, and climbs into it

Cut to a nightmarishly distorted, twisted Wile E emerging from the opposite cliff face. He takes several steps, bouncing and wobbling like a slinky, holds up a sign with letters that are also distorted into unreadable gibberish on it, and collapses into a tangle of furry spaghetti

Pan to Roadrunner casually standing nearby next to a still-perfectly-roadrunner-shaped tunnel exit, which is the only normal-shaped tunnel exit on the entire cliff face

Roadrunner sticks tongue out, beep-beeps, and vanishes in a trail of dust

Cut to Wile E Coyote, now unscathed but very annoyed, assembling an ACME Tunnel Boring Machine

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[vairiance]

This is easily one of the funniest meme templates ever conceived I love it so much, here's my contribution

[plastidecor]

I wanted to make my own too

[levil0vesyou]

[dear-diary-mood-apathetic]

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[vinegarss]

gored by the mighty earth dragon... a gruesome fate

[tarragonthedragon]

always fascinated by which things people assume are unique to their culture and which they assume are universal. listening to an australian podcast right now and they are very confident that nobody will understand that 'cozzie' is short for 'swimming costume' and explain it every time it comes up, but they give zero information about swooping season because surely everyone gets attacked by birds for like a month a year

[giftofgabber]

Never eat 4,000 meatballs after 4,000 drinks. You will regret it tomorrow