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Adele~ 26~That one girl you may or may not know

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[alpacalypse]

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[fate]

via weheartit

[buckys]

me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*

me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*

me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*

me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*

me: *is tired*

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[brokendildo]

me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

life is so much better when you accept and admit that  sometimes you don’t know a single thing about a certain topic and instead of pretending you know or being embarrassed or letting someone embarrass you, you use it as an opportunity to learn

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BabblingBaby)

[argumate]

you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”

[storywonker]

“Well :). You’ve Aged.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sapphicphoenix]

Listening to your body is so much more important than listening to diet culture

[powerfulwizard]

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

[adeles]

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

mood: i’ll wait in the car

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…