[alejandr-oh]

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[powerburial]

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

[coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms]

what if it was mario you utter fool

[powerburial]

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

#indulgences

[juuliaroberts]

[indi-element]

What's wrong?

everything bitch don’t act stupid

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[moved-to-user-300]

the body can and will burn itself down to kill a bug.

[butt-berry]

Ready for christmas

[butt-berry]

It was a christmas sweater!!

[butt-berry]

Guess who’s back for Christmas 2018 :)

[gifsblr]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[thathighclassbitch]

Only year we can reblog this-

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[apersnicketylemon]

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

[surprisebitch]

this photoset is enough to write episodes for more than 3 seasons of Black Mirror

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[versacethotty]

[aspergersissues]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[colourofoctober]

Using technology after any kind of update like…

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up