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[zangoonse]

Visit Original Link

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[jackalopescruff]

oopy on that wizarrt shit to be honest

[jackalopescruff]

i must confess to the class that i was zooted off my fucking pussy and sitting in the shower with my unprotected ass phone when i made this reply

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[bladesofaura13]

The link is broken nooooo

[ot3]

burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine

[eerieclam]

[freddiebeg]

[yeahdragon]

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

[yeahdragon]

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!

And also when he gets up to other mischief

However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Important updates!

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

GUESS WHO TURNED 16 TODAY!!

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Best update of all time just landed

[theygender]

Bruce in his eating dome:

[ophilosoraptoro]

Bruce getting in touch with his velociraptor roots

[monamoni]

[littlefeatherr]

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

[evilnicegirl]

poisoning & smashing bugs is so cruel. when i have bugs in my house i put them down swiftly &mercifully with 2 bullets to the back of the head

[pathologising]

Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??

yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle

[skopostheorie]

Oh my god I thought . Well. Anyway

[skopostheorie]

[crtter]

[angelicguy]

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

[leafcutteroverlord]

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[openworldadventurer]

[nerdlingwrites]

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

[chiiquititamoved]

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

[formlessdemi]

[identifying-birds]

Seagull

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[animentality]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[anarchopuppy]

Here's uBlock Origin's official guide to bypassing youtube's anti-adblock popups, updated weekly. Please share widely. Don't reward google for their predatory anti-consumer bullshit

To summarize: 1. Get uBlock Origin and make sure it's updated to the latest version. 2. Click on the gear icon to get to the dashboard, go to "Filter lists", and make sure that "uBlock filters - Quick fixes" is up to date

Repeat those steps any time you get another popup (google and uBlock are having an arms race right now so it might stop working at any moment), and if you have any more problems, read the reddit thread for troubleshooting advice

[prof-grace-aspen]

YouTube is now giving you a message that says "after 3 videos, you will be blocked" but I can confirm if you use this process that warning will go away!

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired