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New to Pathologic Classic?

Have YOU tried to play Pathologic Classic but gotten bogged down by the slow pacing of the game and felt frustrated because you're not sure what to do? Want to have a slightly easier time going around town and not feel like you're constantly running out of time to do everything?

Then here's a mod for you!

Return once more to the lands of Bos Turokh in Pathologic: Relapse, an overhaul mod of the remastered cult-classic survival horror, Patholog

This mod updates some of the in-game graphics for weapons, revamps the sounds events, has loading screen tips to help new players, and most importantly: increases the speed of the game and slows down the in-game clock.

It is configurible so you can change it back to the default speed if you want to experience the challenge of the game, but if that's not for you then worry not!

The game is challenging and while part of that is by design, it's often just not ideal, so use this mod! Enjoy a better pathologic experience!

lowpolyanimals

Crypt Rat from Old School RuneScape

greatlordfluffernutter

you’re telling me THIS guy’s voicing Mario?

chromaticabrasions

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

chromaticabrasions

huh. guys i feel a little funny

jakemorph

i love the expression "screaming like a banshee". youre screaming so loud youre just like this thing i made up that screams really loud

archivedeathdrive

Dead Kennedys, In God We Trust, Inc., 1981

firmhandagain

🀄

chaoticneutralwife

you’re in her dms, I’m at your house. and I have a knife. I’d start running if I were you.

charlesoberonn

dominant-dominion

Without the casket, Without the flesh, we all look the same.

coffeefocusrat

revvethasmythh

[Matt: What are your favorite GM snacks?]

Brennan:

"Let me be clear. This was put into this fucking questionnaire to come for me. And I'm going to explain something. If you're at home and you're afraid to tell your gaming group that you're a snacker, I've got your back, okay? Because it's okay to fucking snack, all right? When you're out there--some of us SWEAT from the MOMENT we wake up to the moment we go to sleep. Some of our boooddiiess are betraying us constantly. Would I have chosen this paper white, fur covered, constantly sweating body? No! I wouldn't have. Does it require constant almonds? YES. Almonds all the time, okay? And I'm not going to apologize because these two fucking elevated beings, these two hovering (what are the pre-Skeksis, pre-mystic light beings from the Dark Crystal?)--YOU TWO! SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE, OKAY? I'm a little PODDLING. And I need to snack? If I could have another MOUTH in my back so that I could--the BIGGEST obstacle in my GM-ing, ALL RIGHT, is that the same place I talk from is where the food needs to go!"

[Matt: well we know what to get him for christmas]

"A mouth in my back! So that I can have a friend shoveling SALAMI into an open furnace in my torso while I narrate. AND I'M NOT SORRY. I LIKE TO SNACK.

.......

To answer your question, almonds."

uilos718

I understand Brennan Lee Mulligan on a visceral level

slothful-rabbit

I laughed so fucking hard at this

potatochipship

vergess

(I made a version that should be legible as a bumper sticker and roughly the right proportions. You’re on your own for vectors, I cannot be bothered right now)