Alive

He/him

[mepresumably]

Chess announcer voice: Annnnd that’s mate! You two have to mate. now

[dragongirltitties]

hi I heard that chicago fucking explode. sorry

sad! well theres other cities

[cowboy]

There is only chicago

[dragongirltongue]

common misconception, there are actually zero chicagos because the only one fucking explode. sorry

[mepresumably]

Gender is stored in the stickers on your water bottle

[zzoupz]

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

[zzoupz]

the twitter users are coming QUICK post twitblr yaoi

[meowthefluffy]

I have never made art faster in my life

it’s because they’re divorced

[vincepti0n]

Man this goes hard feel free to screenshot 💔😰💔💔😰

[sator-the-wanderer]

The mods are asleep, post Tumblr x Twitter art

[pobopolybius]

How dare you all forget your roots. Twitblr is yuri not yaoi. Have we forgotten the interwebs series

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Yaoi or Yuri... SO MUCH YES!!! Kismesissitude FTW!!!

[valtsv]

is that a gun in your pocket or did your dick just shoot me 12 times in the chest

[valtsv]

is that a knife in your pocket or did your dick just fucking bite me

[57sfinest]

YOU – “My hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon.”

KIM KITSURAGI – The lieutenant’s tone borders on desperate. “What do you mean? What do you mean by that?”  

[zapruderfilms]

you know you gotta go to bed when you start seeing the skull

[gideonisms]

John, after letting his polycule destroy the galaxy for 10k years: you know what maybe it's unethical to decide who I promote based on who's in the polycule. Time to message some rich people's kids on linkedin

[animate-mush]

I am guessing this one is NOT about Dracula

[gideonisms]

this is my favorite reply to this post

[flagellant]

I'm guessing this one is also NOT about The Magnus archives 2

[mage-of-exhaustion]

I'm guessing it's probably not Homestuck either.

[totallynotpuri]

Garfield???

[mepresumably]

TWITTER???

[gideonisms]

John, after letting his polycule destroy the galaxy for 10k years: you know what maybe it's unethical to decide who I promote based on who's in the polycule. Time to message some rich people's kids on linkedin

[animate-mush]

I am guessing this one is NOT about Dracula

[gideonisms]

this is my favorite reply to this post

[flagellant]

I'm guessing this one is also NOT about The Magnus archives 2

[mage-of-exhaustion]

I'm guessing it's probably not Homestuck either.

[totallynotpuri]

Garfield???

[mepresumably]

TWITTER????????

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Everything is about gay sex especially if it isn't about gay sex because if it isn't about gay sex its about the absence of gay sex and the absence of something is only the shadow of its presence. So.

[epilepticsaints]

[hellsite-yano]

[mepresumably]

I’m reading the joy of sex and the joy of gay sex to become the most powerful bisexual in history

[jame7t]

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

[demilypyro]

the FN P90

[jame7t]

oh fuck yum the FN P90

[cryptotheism]

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

[benk625-blog]

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

[benk625-blog]

Yeah, this is funny.

[jame7t]

sorry did you have to google crabs

[sacred-portal]

[campyvillain]

fighting friday

[campyvillain]

fighting friday again fellas go out there and hit people with metal pipes

[valtsv]

high school sucks man. one time these kids shoved me in a submarine and welded it shut and then lowered me into an ocean of blood and it was this whole thing.

[henstomper]

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

[noxusnocturnal]

What does that have to do with gaming ?

[henstomper]

fake gamer spotted. take the shot.