Welcome to the Wasteland!!!

Oh, hey! You’re still here?!

[vilekasen]

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[justbadpuns]

It is December so lets get festive

[toastbutteregg]

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[mysharona1987]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[mysharona1987]

[themateriodictable]

how to tell you're living in a dystopia: working your contracted hours and meeting your job description is considered "quitting"

[memewhore]

[mysharona1987]

[toastbutteregg]

[memorydatas]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[memorydatas]

for context:

[dragonquestv]

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

[leolikesaccountability]

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

[non-binary-ary]

Hope yall  like my abomination

[thegrimmlovely]

That last one is fucking moving istg

[silverjirachi]

at last. the gaydar

[cargopantsman]

[anathemaegg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Puppy

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[childhoodruiner]