this fic is so good i hope i write it
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Kiana Khansmith
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
Mike Driver

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Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER

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blake kathryn
styofa doing anything
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Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
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@mercuros
this fic is so good i hope i write it
they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one
one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent
never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit
This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.
Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped
a good thread
Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.
Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog
Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This
Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.
Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.
Workers of the world please like and reblog my post
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now
we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house
I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"
you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.
Detroit
I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this
UPDATE: I think I may have gone too far on this. I was making a whole production of being stupefied and enfeebled after he brought me my morning pistachio frappe. I had my manservant bring me to my chambers so I could cough weakly in my bed with the sunshine falling weakly across my pallid face because I know he really likes that but he didn't even smile and I heard him whispering "I didn't even poison that one" to his dark serpent. Now he hasn't even whispered maliciously into my ear all day and the servants say they saw him alone in his chambers bouncing his scrying orb into the wall. Should I come clean and apologise or do I try to make it seem like someone else poisoned me? It might cheer him up to have an imaginary rival to plot against