pick your poison babe i’m poison either way

Maggie. 25. She/they. writer. history nerd. 1# Gale simp

[herbert-west]

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[byjove]

“it’s because they’re always on that damn phone” -scientist studying the declining birthrate

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[platonicfrendswithsocrates]

Hope this helps!

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[nessa007]

Lizzie/Darcy + YouTube comments PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

[animentality]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[emirrart]

I really need a stylus

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[fridaynightpostsblog]

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”