Merson's Memes and RP Resources

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[merfolkmemes]

Send 🤫 to play two truths and a lie with my muse!

If you can't see the emoji, just send "Two truths and a lie".

Remember to specify muse for multimuses!

[merfolkmemes]

Assassins Sentence Starters Pt. 2

Lyrics from Stephen Sondheim's musical, Assassins. Blanket tw for: profanity, violence, guns, religious themes, and murder.

BALLAD OF CZOLGOSZ

"Some men have everything and some have none, so rise and shine."

"Who'd want to kill a man of good will like [name]?"

"I'm told that in his spare time he enjoys collecting coins!"

"I will do what a poor man can."

"The idea wasn't mine alone, but mine."

UNWORTHY OF YOUR LOVE

"I am nothing. You are wind and water and sky."

"Tell me, [name], how I can earn your love."

"Let me prove worthy of your love."

"You are wind and devil and God."

"Baby, I'd die for you."

BALLAD OF GUITEAU

"I am going to the Lordy, I am so glad."

"Nothing to it, I want it, I'll do it."

"Look on the bright side."

"If I am guilty, then God is as well."

"I shall be remembered!"

ANOTHER NATIONAL ANTHEM

"Where's my prize?"

"So, it's never gonna happen, is it?"

"Goes to show when you lose what you do is try again."

"There who thrive on chaos and despair."

"They may not want to hear it, but they listen."

[merfolkmemes]

Curse word starter sentences: Shit

"You're full of shit."

"Shit happens."

"Oh shit."

"I'm sick of this shit."

"That's shitty."

"I don't know jack shit about this."

"You don't know jack shit about me."

"If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."

"Shit just got real."

"You can't just bullshit your way out of this."

"We're in some pretty deep shit."

"Same shit, different day."

[merfolkmemes]

Spill the Beans!

Send 🫘 (or just the word beans if you can't see the emoji) and my muse will share a secret they've been hiding from yours!

[merfolkmemes]

Assassins Sentence Starters pt. 1

Lyrics from Stephen Sondheim's musical, Assassins. Blanket tw for: profanity, violence, guns, and murder.

EVERYBODY'S GOT THE RIGHT

"Hey pal, feeling blue?"

"Some guys think they can't be winners."

"Everybody's got the right to be happy."

"Cheap, for anything you want."

"Looking for a thrill? The Ferris wheel is that way."

BALLAD OF BOOTH

"Doesn't stop the story, the story's pretty strong"

"Why did you do it, [name]?"

"Damn you, [name]!"

"Hunt me down, smear my name, say I did it for the fame."

"The end doesn't mean that it's over."

HOW I SAVED ROOSEVELT

"Listen, you runt, you're not pulling that stunt."

"Lucky I was there."

"Men with their money, they control everything."

"I don't care who I kill."

"I saw right away he was insane."

THE GUN SONG

"All you gotta do is move your little finger."

"I hate this guy."

"I am not a man to overlook."

"Shit, where is it?"

"It tells them who you are, where you stand."

[merfolkmemes]

Send 🗣+a question for a significant person in my muse's life to answer!

[squirtlesquadmemes]

Put a name in my askbox and my muse will assume something about that person based on a first impression!

Remember to specify muse for multimuses!

[squirtlesquadmemes]

Send my muse a name and they'll say whether or not they'd FIGHT that person.

[squirtlesquadmemes]

Send "You could've locked the door!" to walk in on my muse naked by accident.

Alternatively, say "Looking good!" to walk in on my muse naked on purpose.

[bebopbounty]

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

[super-musings-and-memes]

color-coded starter call!

[rockinrpmemes]

super-musings-and-memes:

Want me to write you up a starter? Inbox me a color for a specific theme/mood!

Red for a violent starter Orange for an urgent starter Yellow for a scary starter Green for a friendly starter Blue for an angsty starter Purple for a silly starter Pink for a romantic starter