I Dont Wanna Make It. I Just Wanna-

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it 

[aquarterasian]

[dvoeverie-stitches]

RIP

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[luckleviathan]

Major huge ginormous fan of the last two SuperBowl halftime shows being celebrations of culture and looking directly into the camera during the biggest televised event of the year just to say "Fuck fascism, America is mine, too"

[greengableslover]

PERIODFILMS + ☂️

THE HANDMAIDEN (2016)

CRIMSON PEAK (2015)

ANNE WITH AN E (2017 - 2019)

EMMA. (2020)

LITTLE WOMEN (1994)

EVIL UNDER THE SUN (1982)

SISSI: THE FATEFUL YEARS OF AN EMPRESS (1957)

PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975)

[mariannefaithful]

candy darling ⭐️🦚

[epistrix]

no one serves more cunt than brau-1589. you can't even compare to a robot impaled to a wall with a prison built around him. these screenshots don't even do him a shadow of justice.

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[bitch-road]

Just the wallpaper? Pretty sure you're supposed to burn that bastard's house to the ground.

[fillianore-moved]

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[lamignonette]

[sexcromancy]

Miloš Tomić's "Book of stains, holes, and patches." Posted here by an art books blogger; unfortunately the linkback there goes out to a broken website. Tomić's instagram is here.

[image ID: three photos of an art book, open to three different page spreads. the pages are made out of pieces of textile, each stained or torn or worn through in a different way. one has the neckline of a tshirt at the top. the pages are bound into stiff endboards. end image ID.]

[c3rvida3]

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

[transxfiles]

[barbrapleeez]

[alice-is-a-mouse]

life feels like this

[cansofbees]

tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis