I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

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@mericla
I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole
finally, i can have a deviantart signature on tumblr. the future is now
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
*takes hat off and holds it to my chest in deference* my, a relic from the olden days…
Girl you alright?
once a month i go crazy but overall my life is beautiful
hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.
Finally, a rival to
Gail Brodholt, Metroland
Linocut print
Every time I listen to Oblivion i forgive grimes
i'm so in love with these little friends 😭😭😭😭😭
concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it
if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health
what should i get at ihop
alright.
not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth
positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream
Been a moment since I saw this. Glad it’s back on my dash when I needed it.
AWWWWW look at you serving cunt bro
Anyways. What’s the best soup? If you say cream of mushroom or French onion I’m blocking you
Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website