Uncanny Librarian

funny posts I like to reblog! 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him. I like horror podcasts and writing and drawing

[merlins-mervelous]

Original Character MASTERPOST

It looks like I'll be moving my OC content over here! All of the art in this post is made by me with my hands no AI no nothin

Healer of Eldor

Healer of Eldor is the book/comic I'm writing. It's been in my head for a few years, but the book itself has been going since march 2024 Healer of Eldor is a science fantasy book based in the fictional England city of Astrata, in the near future. Astrata has many more strange and supernatural events than anywhere else, and the main characters have to help people through magical disasters and uncover the conspiracy at the heart of the city.

Jane Jones (She/her)

(20) Jane is a broke college student living with her family in a small apartment and working at a pub to keep on top of bills. She is a pathological people pleaser, helping people to escape herself and as a replacement for actually making connections. She doesn’t know who she is without helping people. Despite being quite smart she doesn’t know what she actually wants out of life. She has a great love of fantasy and mystery and tries to find it in her everyday life, romanticising her day to day grind. She dropped out of highschool to help her family and now takes a bridge course at the local college.

Clara Connors (He/They)

(19) Clara is stoic and untrusting, hiding a caring and enthusiastic nature underneath grit. He’s afraid of commitment, and fiercely independent. It’s very hard for them to ask for help. Clara is very confident at fighting but doesn’t like much else about himself. They assume they are right about everything. Clara isn’t good at communicating and refuses an obvious calling to art and music because they can’t see the practicality behind it.

Lucidia Disk (She/they)

(38) The brains behind the company she works for, Fort Industries, a jack of all trades inventor. Cold and Calculating, Lucidia will sacrifice anything for knowledge and power.

Adair Arnold (He/Him)

(22) A gullible but talented man who was hand picked out of a group of college students from a scholarship program to work for Fort Industries. Lucidia took a liking to him and appointed him as her last assistant’s replacement. The trap had already shut when Adair realised just how deep he was and now he tries to keep his hands as clean as possible while dodging the wrath of his superiors and the threat of being replaced. He shares an almost friendly rapport with Lucidia, but they both know she wouldn’t hesitate to kill him for the sake of science and neither of them forget his place in the food chain. 

These are the most fleshed out characters in my book so far. Thankyou so so so so so much for reading this post!!!!! I love talking about these guys. Lmk any questions you have about the book or characters :3

Bonus! Here's a gallery!

[merlins-mervelous]

I'm logging off

idk when/if I'll be back but tumblr makes me sad and I'd rather cuddle my cat

[omgthatdress]

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

[squishysphealgirls]

@slugthatscreatures this is you to me

[civilization-deactivated2030]

"its okay to be a feminine man" is just "confused little girl" for transfems

[civilization-deactivated2030]

The other implication of "its okay to be a feminine man" is that its more okay to be a feminine man than a trans woman. To be clear it is not actually that they are okay with feminine men, and this is a unknowing admittance there is a social heirarchy of available gender expressions with trans woman on the bottom.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

[ankle-beez]

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

[ankle-beez]

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

[bogleech]

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

[rabidogbite]

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

[willgrahamscock]

dontfucking put bbc sherlock on my dash my soul almost left my body

ZAPS YOU BACK TO 2014

[willgrahamscock]

everybody strap in I’m gonna take us back to the mishapocalypse

[comradekatara]

powerpoint night with the gaang

[comradekatara]

everyone in my replies rn like “uhhhhhhm well actually 🤓☝️ toph couldn’t make a powerpoint ☝️ because she’s blind 🤓☝️🤓☝️” first of all, shut the fuck up. second of all, you know nothing

[laufeysonodinson]

[thatgayfox666]

Keep fighting

It’s not over yet.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[natequarter]

an outfit only the doctor could love

[quasi-normalcy]

I think that Japan should insist on making anime adaptations of live-action American shows.

[lesbiantwelve]

companions: hey uh… mr. the master? how come the doctor lets u hang around even though ur evil and have tried to take over the universe multiple times??

the master, sipping his morning coffee with his feet on the tardis controls:

[queen-mabs-revenge]

NYT tech workers are making their own games while on strike

Have you done your Strikle?

Striking New York Times tech workers have created a “Guild Builds” page dedicated to strike-themed games you can play, including a spin on Wordle, a word search, and the custom Connections I reported on earlier today. As part of its strike announcement on Monday, the New York Times Tech Guild requested that people don’t cross the digital picket line to play the NYT’s daily puzzle games. This collection of five other games offers an alternative if you want to support the striking workers but also do some brain teasers.

A series of games made by NY Tech Guild members

[queen-mabs-revenge]

omg

[butiknowiloatheyou]

this shit rules