Just another queer blogger trying to be happy

30-year-old Latine twink dyke who loves memes, cats, and Pokemon. Go to hell terfs 🤙 Also please no minors

[konoko]

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[armengoldira]

[should-be-sleeping]

Somewhat restrained summer fun.

[night-the-starfish]

Fish out of water, gouache and markers on paper.

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[buckysbabygorl]

This changed my life

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[o-craven-canto]

NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

your move, Hemingway

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[fandom-man]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[polkadotmotmot]

Sheri Farabaugh - Cottage Still Life, 2024 - Oil on hardboard

[slunch]

[gayvampyr]

losing it over this. unbridled chaos