[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

[lkxwv-deactivated20221011]

Howdy!

[feazelblahg]

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

[sexhaver]

“my busch lite is gone”

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is literally fucking poetry

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[ohyns]

[plasmalogical]

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

[puffsaddy]

what yall up thinking about?

[trinitysinferno-deactivated2021]

how I will have nothing but meaningless, empty relationships for the rest of my life. how no one is genuine and everyone is fake. how empty I am. and how horny I am. how I wish things were different. how they’re not. wondering how we’ll end up.

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

them wings i got downstairs in the fridge

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*

me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)

fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me

[justacunninglinguist]

this meme is so stupid but cracks me up

[joshmuratori]

[andrewbelami]

my hole?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

that’s it im out

[gleak]

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

[confirmance]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[shownumetal]

1 gallon of regular chocolate

[watchthelightfade]

18 minutes of flour

[whitestonelovers]

5 plates of salt

[africanaquarian]

wtf is harper talking about

[iwillmindfuckyou]

are we really going to over look bellas salad

[thebootydiaries]

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[mermaidswhisper]

need me a mans who does this 😍 (at United States)

[spicypsychosis]

All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill