Clarinet Dildo

Hi, I'm 19 and my name is Daniel.

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[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

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[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

infinite power in this dog

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Pictured: What its like being with the boys

[spikelookalike-deactivated20250]

he just wanted to look cool

[udon-doll]

Welcome to Ireland!

Where we accidentally legalised E.

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[jameshurleys]

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[babygiinge]

I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens.

[pseudomalachite-deactivated2018]

You stand up for human women, I’ll keep standing for all women

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

ok uh… how is a chicken a woman?

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[babyanimalgifs]

I have no words

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[obesecamels]

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

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[heyfunniest]

WOW

[samchekov-deactivated20140714]

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

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tumblr 2014 vs 2018

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

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[nullifiedneet]

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[resonant-bathys]

Since all jobs will solely be using MP come 5.0, I suggest some name changes to reflect their new statuses

MNK: Fist Mage

NIN: Weeb Mage

SAM: Weeb Mage 2

DRG: Jump Mage

DRK: Edge Mage

WAR: Rage Mage

PLD: Shield Mage

BRD: Bow Mage Again

MCH: Gun Mage Again As Well

[hundondestiny]

i am sobbing rn

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]