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Chris|27|he/him|infp|☀️♉️,🌙♓️

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[tired-art247]

The benefits of having a boyfriend that’s strong enough to pick you up

[shortiemcbealle]

[hotvampireadjacent]

That’s what ethan winters looks like? Put it back! I don’t want to see this

[christianstepmoms]

[communistbussy]

stupid mantwink

[dominodamsel]

i already spent all my orbs, but he didn’t come home :( 

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[lotrlocked]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[earhartsease]

assigned mail at birth

[shackleforde]

Wanna see what I found while fucking around in Breath of the Wild? Yeah, you do.

[officialfist]

LATER BITCH

[animatedtext]

requested by tinyforestfrog

[bluehairedspidey]

nothing is more disappointing than getting into a piece of media and finding out its not even gay

[bluehairedspidey]

[karpetshark]

neapolitan cerberus

[skyebluew0lf]

GOOD. QUALITY. CONTENT.

[princet-ofthe-rivers]

10/10

[katchwreck]

[volcaniclastic]

oh my goodness will you look at the time

[babyanimalgifs]

Not all bees are yellow and brown. This is a northern blue banded bee. 

(Source)

[shrikesvalley-deactivated202310]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW THAT BEE I SAW IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WAS FUCKING BLUE

[captain-snark]

hmm looks white and gold to me

[jacobgalapagos]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

[catchymemes]

Credit: @Unifins

[theanxiouscupcake]

i can’t stop laughing lmaoooooooo please

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[cloudfreed]

Ugh I love all these. I want to hug Dragonite, Bewear, and Quagsire too!

[localstarboy]

Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.

Watch this.

[neooosoul]

LMFAO

[peachy-pups-deactivated20250217]

I’m fucking SCREAMING

[camp-counselor-life]

From Girl Scout’s social media. The original Twitter thread is here.