alien car salesman

aiden • 27 • he/him

[spoonbenders-archive]

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

[anywhoozles]

[my-slideshow-wmv]

do you still have the edit you did of the rollin video where fred durst says nonbinary people

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

[segamascott]

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[kristina100000]

you and that damn grimes gif

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[amygdalae]

This is me as a Yharnamite watching all my friends and loved ones turn into rad wolves while I turned into an orangutan because all I ever did was nap and eat too much fruit

[amygdalae]

Me hangin out watching that bitch Beatrice who lived in my apartment block and kept sending me passive-aggressive floral arrangements get chopped apart by hunters for turning into a dog

[baseballcardvandals]

Livin' the dream.

Own this BCV original.