[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[angelbabymikaa]

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

[fairycosmos]

i just remembered they killed me 2000 years ago and this is hell

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[nonlynear]

I never knew being a girl with a blog during the year of the horse could feel so electric

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[the-overthinktank]

this pet adoption database has insane website design choices

[tragicburnout]

[deathonthebeach]

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

[lilu-the-horse]

when horses do the big doggie stretch and go allll the way down…

Yeag

[chestnut-horse]

can I add to this?

[lilu-the-horse]

absolutely you can

[horsefigureoftheday]

If I may add

And let's not forget about

[mournfulroses]

Maggie Smith, from a poem titled "Self-Portrait as an Incomplete List of Mysteries," featured in A Suit or a Suitcase: Poems

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[sexhaver]

there's probably at least one dumbass boot boy on a US military base somewhere reading Trump's latest tweets and realizing they didn't sign up for glory, just genocide. i have two pieces of advice for this person:

if you do not frag your CO first you cannot be reincarnated as a lotus flower

don't put the gun in your mouth, that's hollywood bullshit, aim behind your ear

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY