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snowwhitewithanxiety

I have heard many nonsense criticisms of Lucien but non will baffle me more than those who say he is a coward.

Lucien “got my eye torn out for standing against Amarantha” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “drew his sword against Rhysand and didn’t back down despite his threats” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “was willing to be mind tortured by Rhysand rather than give up Feyre’s name” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “shouted the direction of the Wyrm to Feyre, thus saving her life” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “snuck around UTM to protect Feyre despite being tortured” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “fought off multiple Nagas on his own despite being knocked off his horse and injured” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “standing his ground and arguing with Tamlin about training Feyre till he was silenced and even then silently protested” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “took a squad of Sentries to Night to try and rescue Feyre” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “breaking Hyburn’s enchantments to get to Elain and shield her” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “tracked down the Bogge with Feyre and led it to the twins” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “offered himself to the twins as a sacrifice to try and save Feyre and let her escape” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “went through a whole ass court where he was a wanted man who would be killed just to be able to check on Elain and rescue her” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “volunteered to go on a suicide mission alone” Vanserra is a coward?

Lucien “fought his way across a battlefield to see if Elain was harmed” Vanserra is a coward!?

Lucien “returned to the court of a High Lord that physically abused him so he can help Feyre and Rhysand” Vanserra is a coward!?

Really?

REALLY?????

zmpl

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

010101

PROVING THAT OUR REACH DOES NOT EXCEED OUR GRASP

teaboot

People with 3D printers who make prosthetic fingers and limbs at home are about to come out with some truly wild DUNE ass shit

cipheramnesia

Sex toy makers, please also take note.

kahtiihma

sex toy makers have already taken note!

First test of the v2.0 articulated core for a new tentacle strapon. Eventually the core will be covered with a silicone tentacle sheath. Yo

cipheramnesia

Maybe there is some light in this world after all

guerrillatech

segamascott

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

unichrome

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

messypaintbrush

So how u feeling now

madphantom

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

cuddlycryptid

my favorite part honestly is the 30 seconds before it happened. like

-audience member asks him about gun violence.

-he responds w something transphobic.

-audience member asks him a follow up question.

-he he responds w something racist.

-he is immediately shot in the neck

villainbecauseimalesbian

My dash did a thing

silvermoon424

On one hand: the increasing level of political violence in the United States is very concerning, especially considering our gun problem. I do not want to live in a culture where assassinations are frequent, and it’s legit terrifying how much of a powder keg we’re in.

On the other hand: Charlie Kirk reaped what he sowed. It’s impossible to overstate the level of harm this man did. He acted as a propaganda arm for fascists and billionaires, advocated against the rights of women and minorities (he proudly said he would force his 10yo to give birth if she were raped and impregnated), and railed against reforming the very gun culture that killed him.

So yeah. Bye, bitch.

necromancer-snail

NEVER KILL YOURSELF YOU'VE OUTLIVED CHARLIE KIRK TIME TO OUTLIVE TRUMP

extremely-judgemental

I’m tired of explaining why a certain act is an abuse when it is clearly described word for word in these books. Why don’t you explain how these are romantic instead?

Why a man essentially stripping a woman naked and parading her in a room full of strangers is hot.

Why a woman in her drugged state forced to grind up against a man is hot.

Why a woman being dressed up in the same clothes she was traumatised in and kneeling to a man is hot.

Why a woman sitting on a man’s lap and getting off in front of people who have zero interest in such shows is hot.

Why a man keeping secrets about a baby growing in a woman’s body is romantic.

Why a man locking a woman in an inescapable tower is romantic.

Why a man controlling what and when she eats is romantic.

Why a man forcing her into clothes she isn’t comfortable in and taking her to a place she won’t be comfortable at is romantic.

Why a man training a woman in a skill she has no interest in is caring. Or to the point she is so physically exhausted she passes out later.

Why a man laughing at a woman with bruises is fun and flirty.

Why a man having sex with a woman, who is forcefully isolated from society and hurting, under his supervision is hot.

Why a man punishing a woman for her issues with her sister is caring.

Why a man dragging a suicidal woman up a hill, isolating her even more, without even checking on her once is romantic or healthy.

Why a man pushing a woman to be vulnerable when he never did so ever with anyone is romantic.

Without the names, looking at the actions objectively, if you still believe these are the ideal scenario in romance, you need to sit down and really need to reflect on why the concept of a woman being helpless with a man is appealing to you.

gwynrieldreams

My headcanon is that Nesta didn't actually drink all that alcohol, instead she was buying rounds for everyone just to spend Rhys' money and piss him off, lol.

messypaintbrush

That would explain why she never had withdrawals or genuinely craved alcohol the entire time she was trapped cold turkey

dimalry

Feyre Archeron, but as Feyre Cursebreaker instead of the High Lady. What if she had to visit the courts to understand and master her powers? Since the whole High King crap didn’t work the first time, Feyre could instead take on the role of keeping peace and balance between the courts, as well as saving and protecting Prythian’s magic (Atla reference). Have Tamlin’s paranoia come true about people coming after her because she possesses the High Lords’ magic. It would add layers of tension and danger to her journey.

It would also be interesting to see each court as equally powerful and none can survive without the others. Imagine the dynamic between Rhysand vs Tamlin, with the Spring Court being such a vital core of Prythian- interconnected with and as necessary as the Night Court.

Feysand, but with Rhys as a morally gray character who cares only about his own gain. The sole reason he kept Feyre alive Under the Mountain was because she was the key to his freedom and nothing more. After Feyre gains power from each High Lord and becomes a symbol of freedom and peace (something similar), Rhys begins to see her as a weapon- a means to make his court the most powerful of them all (he lies to her that he needs her to win the war and save Prythian). But will he stay true to his ambitions when he finds himself falling in love with her? 😏 (They both aren’t aware of the mating bond)

Idk, this is just a fun concept. Let me know what you think.

seihdacalling

Oh this, this is wonderful

hachama

thel1ghtningthief

bringing this one out of the comments cause. yeah.

I have a headcannon that the lady of autumn and beron were into threeseomes. Beron wanted helions ass but helion wanted lady autumns. A tragic throuple.