Sentiments and Satisfaction

I LOVE TO SWEAR.

[fuckin-man-suit]

Behind a Little House, by Manuel Cosentino

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[draculateef-archive-deactivated]

The time frame…

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[antiandrogen]

i was so scared this was lost in history

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

evolution was a mistake i want fangs

[wahteve]

Canines, but I see your point

[inwhichmanysuffer]

You don’t belong here. Listen to me you psychopathic bitch, you don’t fucking belong here. This is NOT your place to speak. Listen harder you absolute poopoo of a man. “Nyeah, Canines, but I see your point,” Do you know how absolutely IDIOTIC you sound right now. What the fuck even IS a canine? Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. You have to sleep I just know it I just know you have to sleep and the fucking second your dimmers are out I’m gonna fuckin kill you with your own shitty little baseball bat. You SUCK

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[stalactites]

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

[stalactites]

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

[prideprejudce]

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

[bob-belcher]

[wizardleg]

YOU MISSED THIS PART THO

[theconcealedweapon]

40-year-old man: “Why won’t you consider dating someone who’s 40 years old?”

20-year-old woman: “Why won’t you?”

40-year-old man: (head explodes)

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[thorinobsessed]

I’m in love with this post

[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[filmedonmyphone]

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[shadyrican]

This all happened at Lush.

[sunfl0wer-mama]

@messysuitcase

[messysuitcase]

@sunfl0wer-mama it’s true. All of this. And I am the Supreme

[tchaikovskaya]

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

[tchaikovskaya]

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[caroldanversenthusiast]

The USWNT said they wouldn’t go to the white house and they had Trump and all the Republicans say “WIN THE WORLD CUP BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT” and they were like “WELL OK YOU DUMBASSES WATCH US WIN IT AGAIN” and i feel like that is the biggest flex ever.