Absolute fucking fool

Phobos-{29}-{Artist}-{Mr Jelly Jumpscare era} do not repost my art :)

[metal-queer-rex]

Oh I would kill to get just a passing glance from Judee before she completely ignores me.

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[prokopetz]

"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[iamthetruestrepairman]

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

[hauntedforsport]

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

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[romancerepulsed]

i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.

the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.

[homunculus-argument]

you: Oh no I can't write this, my writing is too generic and derivative, it's all just a copy of a copy of a copy with nothing original or unique to it. I suck and I have no original touch. also you: Oh no I can't write this, my writing is too self-indulgent and tailored to only please my own specific preferences and interests. It's too weird and perverse and nobody else writes weird shit like this. I suck and I must be more normal.

[wetchickenbreast]

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

[leagueofno9]

Reece giving Steve the work husband eyes 🥹😭🥰

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[wintersoulwitch]

Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith - BBC Breakfast, 18 November 2025

[adamtotscomix]