Y'all niggas don't even smoke crack

Why must I cry

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[doubleca5t]

Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:

Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom

Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself

One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)

The Gaycation (TM)

[importantpics]

[goth-queen]

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[slowspinningredemption]

incredible things happening on reddit right now

[chaoticgouda]

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/

A Pound of Ground Beef Now Costs More Than the Federal Minimum Wage

The typical American consumes nearly 60 pounds of beef each year. Widely available and easy to prepare, ground beef serves as a grocery main

[pancakeke]

this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy

[hotvampireadjacent]

(Takes my cowboy hat off and stomps on it)

[pancakeke]

BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME

[hotvampireadjacent]

And I’ll do it again

[pancakeke]

[zoesupreme]

wow imagine doing 3 shots

[zoesupreme]

imagine doing 1 shot

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

[puthy]

how you can tell the post is really bad

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

[barbeloth]

man come on

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did we like, all forget about telling jokes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

its gigglebait. its hehebait

[charlesoberonn]

It says "Invest"

[charlesoberonn]

[hehe-food-deactivated20210615]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Folgers CEO

[experiment41]

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

[experiment41]

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

[lohboh]

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

[shin-zaibatsu]

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

[lohboh]

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

[geeky-fuckery]

The last bit made me laugh out loud

Nicely done, @lohboh

[lohboh]

take the neil gaiman mention out of your bio or I'm beating your ass, old man

[geeky-fuckery]

Look you judgmental, ignorant little shit. Don't believe everything you hear on a podcast. I unlaugh at your joke. You should be banned from Tumblr and forced to only exist on Bluesky with everyone else of your small-minded ilk.

Oh, and I could take you down with one arm and one leg tied behind my back, punk-ass bitch

[lohboh]

not only do you defend rapists like a redditor but you talk like one too

[rn-deliabusby]

flickr

[dogpuppy]