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Jesse / 25

[saiintval]

More spiderneil for today 🥰🥰🥰

[prettyboyneil]

Neil noticing Jean was into Renee after a few brief moments at the banquet I know Andrew was sick oh that you noticed but when I, Andrew Minyard….

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

[room429]

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

[romcommunist]

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

[neilsdinosaur]

finding out kevin has a gf gotta be like top three most unbelievable reveals in history

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[teatimeisat4]

Neil successfully using contacts, hair dye, and an alias that’s literally just a nickname for Nathaniel to hide from Kevin:

[viiiiiliiiii]

In case you’ve forgotten the vibe of the AFTG universe:

[asidewalksymphony]

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

[darthpseudonym]

I think it's important to specify that it's not just Seb Stan as Jesus, it's specifically Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier as Jesus.

[algae-illustrations]

Silly comic. Grace would absolutely pull this move.

[neilsdinosaur]

i’ve seen people talk about the idea of andrew having to scare off people that are hitting on neil while he’s completely oblivious and okay but—

did you forget when neil absolutely HUMILIATED that woman who was trying to ask him out???? and he didn’t even pick up on the romantic connotations, he did that thinking she just wanted to be FRIENDS.

HUMILIATED.

andrew has nothing to worry about. in fact he’d probably find it hilarious to watch neil mortify some strangers.

[minerva-yearns]

thank you. you were amazing. is such a devastating goodbye in literally any circumstance. neil is a poet.

[crazysodomite]

my shy gagobear

[himejoshikomaru]

dollar menu cheeseburgers are 2.99 now. what the hell is this

[transfemininomenon]

ive said before i'll say it again til my dying breath but the day that we could no longer get two mcchickens & a large fry for under $5 was the day we should've rioted

[polarity-disturbed]

"We know it looks like a butt plug, just drink the water, it's hot outside"

Seriously though he's right, stay hydrated