Yay Friday.

[tentacleteapot]

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

[tentacleteapot]

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

[programmerhumour]

It just works.

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: If you want to stay underwater without having to go up and breathe, just inject a syringe of air into your veins! You won't have the need to breathe ever again!

[tinderventure]

Ummm ok

[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

[prettycooldontyouthink]

[srsfunny]

Functional Demon Helmet

[bax16]

@snakeybones

[snakeybones]

[ghouligan-snackpack]

[fixedyourmeme]

[memesandlaughs]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two possibilities upon dying; Either we are completely annihilated never to experience anything again or we remain sentient for eternity. Both of these possibilities are extremely terrifying.

[tindershwinder]

She said she’s bilingual. I told her I was too.

[tinderventure]

Woke up in an ice filled bathtub with a scar above my kidney… doesn’t matter had sex tho🤷‍♂️

[studentlifeproblems]

[thewriterkb]

Clear images of The Moon like this show how much violence its surface has seen. ⠀

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[tinderfinds]

She unmatched me after my last reply