Smudge of Charcoal Vaguely Resembling a Human Face

(she/her) I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying I'll swallow my pride and post things soon I promise

[stabbydragon]

Me: aww man ive lost all hope :( I sure hope the giant cursed octopus that eats people whove lost all hope doesn't show up :(

Giant cursed octopus that eats people who've lost all hope: 🐙

[stabbydragon]

pov the giant cursed octopus that ate you and then died was also a victim of capitalism and now you have to get up from eternally reliving your death by drowning to fill in for its nine to five job

[stabbydragon]

Me: aww man ive lost all hope :( I sure hope the giant cursed octopus that eats people whove lost all hope doesn't show up :(

Giant cursed octopus that eats people who've lost all hope: 🐙

[metamorphic-stranger]

Extremely niche combo with an overlap of me: Julie Christmas lyrics + Dark

(made in a very sneaky attempt to get my friend who's not going to get into Julie Christmas into Julie Christmas)

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On the topic of the Masters, I have a confession: When I first put two and two together that the Masters are literal bats, I pictured them not as the massive looming horrific (and to some (sigh) to most, adorable) creatures be all know and love them to be, but as like, a single, normal earthly bat sized bat flapping around in the hood of a massive cloak, kid-in-a-trenchcoat style. And that image still brings me joy.

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I love the dead silence of a costume shop working at maximum speed.

Externally: calm, serenity, peace. But actually we're all fighting for our lives clinging onto each other and screaming.

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Autism life hack: have such bad vision that you can't make eye contact anyways

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Something about getting a syllabus for the upcoming semester and already seeing a professor describe the class as "psychologically difficult"

My school is a parody of itself what is wrong with these people IT'S A SEWING CLASS

[sigynpenniman]

Every become an Arjen A Lucassen stan IMMEDIATELY

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Yeah estival is going great right now

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UPDATE:

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Yeah estival is going great right now

[im-your-son]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu are gay for each other they told me

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Okay on the topic of Zenith, this particular bit of writing:

The way they say it as if they're saying the same thing but they're absolutely NOT saying the same thing aaaaagggghhh I'm eating my knuckles (positive meaning)

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Well it seems this was a bad time to go to Zenith

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You know you've Fallen London-ed too hard (I'd say too close to the sun, but...) when you're flipping through your (real life!) dream journal and spot this:

[ghostwasherelol]

I am coming out as the biggest fan and supporter of copper.

If Minecraft copper has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Minecraft copper has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Minecraft copper has only one fan, then that is me.

If Minecraft copper has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Minecraft copper, then I am against the world.

[im-your-son]

I LOVE YOU MINECRAFT COPPER 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 MY ONE TRUE LOVE 🧡🧡🧡