Metaripple @metaripple - Tumblr Blog

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

notcruvusmemes

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

bitchesgetriches

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

sosuperawesome

Spiderweb Embroidery // Black Cat Creative

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Me and my single cat cell 🌟

charlesoberonn

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Terrarium for tail, or a tailrarium if you will. Blame my discord friends for this pun.

Also, I sliced up my finger in a bout of stupidity so I gave up on this drawing midway 🥲

yuumei-art

Space Shroom for getting so high, you’d be out of the exosphere ⭐🌟✨

radpalet

Allow me to make use of tumblr’s new longpost shortening feature for a moment to say HEY… the comic we’ve been working on for the past year is live with *11 episodes* you can read RIGHT NOW.

Are you into Tech-Fantasy? Trans protagonists? Dragons? Comedy? …Romance? An oddball team of not-quite-knights chasing after a God’s last wish?

Check out HERE THERE BE DRAGONS on Webtoon!

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radpalet

I made this post back on april 2022. Season 1 was completed just yesterday! :’) 💖 You can now read the whole first saga, for free, at any moment.

Not to toot our own horn, but I think it’s pretty damn good.

eerian-sadow

I’ll toot the creators’ horn for them: this comic is so good. Soooooo freaking good. It’s so good I recommend it to coworkers.

Yes. So good I recc’d it IRL.

And I’ve recc’d it here before, and I’ll do it again, I’m sure. Now’s a great time to jump on, though, cause you’ve got a bunch to binge but not so much that it feels overwhelming.

Seriously. It’s so good.

justcrafting

I binged the entire thing in like two and a half hours and I gotta say dear fucking lord this comic slaps. PLEASE give it a whirl it’s phenomenal!

dharmagun

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

roach-works

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

internetbynight

bogleech

you go inside and there’s an opossum on the counter and you order a footlong chicken teriyaki and it uses its mouth to pile various sticks, acorns, leaves and bugs onto 12 inches of mossy damp tree bark. It’s the best subway you’ve ever had

lichen-soup-scribe

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

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“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

professional-chaotic-dumbass

“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”

ladynephthyss

“hot girl summer” no dummy it’s anguished woman autumn so are you coming to wander the moors with a lantern and a nightgown in the pouring rain or not because we leave at 8

bexondeck

of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god

bexondeck

nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”

xolopilli-art

Sept. 8th 2022 was a great day

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weaselle

i been loosely following this one actually. Pine martens have been considered extinct in england for a long time. In July 2015, the first confirmed sighting of a pine marten in England for over a century was recorded. A few years ago they made some laws protecting pine martins which had been exterminated as pests. The result has been a stabilization of the native red squirrel population (a pine martin prey staple) which was becoming endangered due to the invasive grey squirrel, which the pine marten has been hunting down to manageable numbers, allowing red squirrel numbers to rebound.

This is a pine marten, which is a semi-arboreal weasel (meaning it spends like half it’s life in trees) They can skitter around tree trunks, even leaping from tree to tree, and they eat everything from hawk eggs to mushrooms to rabbits.