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i am jack's smirking revenge

[tewz]

[animentality]

[segamascott]

[saidtostaine]

when the effects of media wear off and suddenly you're just a girl in a room all over again

[strollgeant]

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

[hi-raethia]

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

[xenomorphique]

My personal favourite:

[caramelchaitea]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[candlelightkitty555]

not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him

[fishgummy]

this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

[dmitrigirl]

my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with 19th century russian literature character

[homelyinside-deactivated2025062]

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[charlesoberonn]

[gayupp]

I feel like not enough people are kicking up a fuss about the loss of online spaces specifically for kids. Flash games, MMOs like Club Penguin, forums with human moderators who kept everything in order... all of these used to be super common and a lot of people online started out on those. Nowadays kids are diving straight into the deep end that is social media because there's nothing specifically for them anymore.

I'm not saying that bringing back kids' games and forums would magically fix the issue of online safety, but it would be heaps more helpful than banning them from social media or requiring everyone to hand over their ID to access websites.

[1five1two]

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[postultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[postultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[honeypunks]

[modrntravlr]

i know this conversation has been had to death and back, but i just don’t understand how people think nine and rose were anything less than romantically attracted to each other.

their first date was chips after he showed her the end of the world. as much as i hate moffat’s weird needlessly over sexualized writing, they still spent the entirety of their time in the middle of war-torn london on the brink of being bombed by nazi’s discussing their sexual desires. she literally turned herself into an omnipotent, omnipresent goddess and committed genocide just to ensure the doctor’s safety. HE KISSED HER. ON THE MOUTH. JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED TO. BECAUSE HE COULD.

“she only fell in love with him after he regenerated cause he was younger and more attractive” WRONG. she didn’t even like ten when he first appeared. she begged for nine to come back. her attraction to the doctor as ten didn’t come to fruition until he woke up and she saw him size up and fight the sycorax because that’s when she realized he really was still the doctor, even if he did have a different body. it was never about what he looked like to rose, she only loved him for who he is.

[angelicdewdrop]

[woman-becomer]

bored? have you tried

clamoring at the walls of your cage

ripping apart your furniture

howling at your favorite celestial body

looking at yourself in the mirror with crazy eyes

putting your hands in damp soil