I need to calm down.

Mark. He/Him. 25+. Pan. Vibing and Pining. (@ineedtocalmdown on Twtr, @notevenbones on blsky)

[buny-facts]

a bunny is like if you made an advanced combat mech completely useless

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[aflo]

Blocked on main but they forgot to block me on their age regression sideblog

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[alizalayne]

making a model for comics-- this way I don't have to remember what the castle looks like and can take pictures in order to come up with interesting shots. It is just faster to do this than it is to learn blender. Cardboard tubes, hot glue, index cards, foam clay, assorted scraps.

[alizalayne]

NO NO NO NO!!!!!

[odddogs]

(source)

a very special little gumball machine spirited animal

[dogwithglasses]

Bougar

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

Bougar

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[alost-dragon]

david: i invited you into the woods because i crave the most dangerous game

the frogs, nodding: knife monopoly.

david: ...

david: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now i'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what