It's My Blog And I Can Trash If I Want To

Paola/23/Normal Girl/Disney Obsessed/Musical Trash/I Regurgitate Puns And Jokes On The Daily. I say things ironically and then I can't stop and it takes over my life lmao ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) I also speak in text acronyms irl pls send help its a real problem

[funnytwittertweets]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[okaymad]

[leoat]

[robinproblem-deactivated2024060]

[memeclassheroes]

[thehottestdesignershades]

[memewhore]

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

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[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[santas-clauze]

“This is it, Luigi.” Mario says while overlooking New York City above their penthouse suite. 

[santas-clauze]

[thebootydiaries]

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

[c3po]

what's your type?

type of what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Blood

[c3po]

oh red

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

joe biden just texted me and told me they’re outlawing wholesome memes and that you’re only allowed to post about killing people with hammers now. sorry

[albertnatural]

yay!! ^_^ i mean……. oh nooo o.O .. *runs away*~

[albertnatural]

(………………………………………./i hope they didn’t notice my one evil red eye.)

[cinemamind]

Inspired by this amazing dream post from @elodieunderglass

These are basically adult Teletubbies.

[elodieunderglass]

hey this is…! Horrible!!!!! Thanks!

[grimeclown]

[metaru-lee]

me: naruto needs more fighting and less talking someone: he doesn’t talk that much me: 

[tocif]

meanwhile in one piece,

enemy: why are you here? I wanna hear you out.

luffy: 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"mid 2000s songs they played at shitty grade school dances" should be considered a genre of music because i'm 99% sure anyone would name the exact same songs with this statement in mind

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

alright experiment, name a song that comes to mind